The worst experience Ive ever paid for

A few weeks ago, I went to an auction. At the beginning of the auction I went around and looked at all of the items and decided that the only thing I would bid on was a 100.00 gift card for a day at the spa. I won! So I have been anxiously awaiting my day to relax at the spa. I decided to invite a friend and after looking over the menu I decided that the most relaxing thing we should do was the peppermint body wrap followed by a pedicure. The wrap consisted of having your body wrapped in ace bandages that have been heated and soaked in peppermint. Once wrapped you get to enjoy a facial and a deep conditioner massaged onto your head. Sounds good right? Well let me tell you. It SUCKED with a capital everything! It was not only not relaxing but it was basically torture. My friend and I could not stop shivering and clenching our fists and chattering our teeth. The description failed to mention that the peppermint turns to ice and stabs knives into your skin repeatedly as your body tenses up and wants to vomit. Seriously, I could not believe it. I kept telling the girl that did it that it was very uncomfortable and freezing and sucky and she proceeded to wrap me and give me a facial during the agony. Who can enjoy a facial when the rest of your body feels like your detoxing off heroine. Anyway, the good news is, its over and Im not on heroine. Also, me and my friend decided to reward ourselves by doing a little shopping and eating cheese fries. So all in all it turned out to be a good night that we will never forget...