LIPS

When I was a little girl I was in love with the lead singer of Aerosmith, Steven Tyler. I would sit in my basement and watch MTV all day and wait for any Aerosmith music video to come on, preferably "Cryin". The reason for my attraction was the fact that he had ginormous sexy lips...I know some of you will disagree on the sexy part, but thats okay, I know I'm right.

Anyway, one day I sat on my couch eating a root beer Popsicle watching MTV and I came up with a great idea. I could have giant sexy lips too and I had the tool in my hand to help with the process-a Popsicle stick. I thought about it for a minute and then decided to attempt my idea which was to place the Popsicle stick horizontally in my mouth from cheek to cheek, hence stretching my lips out. Well, I did it, and not just once but on several occasions. Painful? Yes. Worth it? You tell me.

So this obsession with lips has been a big part of my life. And when choosing a mate it also came in handy. I wanted someone who could beat Steven Tyler in a lip "Walk Off" and guess what I got...

Just that.

So the next step in life was a baby and while he was in the womb I had thought about his features and hoped for some specifics but you don't want to think about it too much and get your hopes up. You never know what your baby could look like.




But you should be freakin excited if he looks like this.
I guess my teenage prayers of marrying Steven Tyler paid off...but this is way better than Steven Tyler that dude looks like a lady.

Earlier when I said that I know I'm right, well, I must admit , I was wrong.
Seriously, what was I thinking?